What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:27
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No go.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
No way
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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